Eat your vegetables. (And see Max act.)

Avoiding vegetables is a childhood art form. Growing up, I would spit vegetables into my napkin when my parents weren’t looking. (I also enjoyed making my brother laugh when he had milk in his mouth. He would spit it all over the table much to the outrage of our dad.) It was the 70s and on babysitter nights, we had TV dinners with the pea, square carrot and corn combo. This made me gag and reach for my napkin. My husband said he and his siblings would put unwanted greenery on a little ledge under the dining room table.

These green beans are mean.

Not eating your vegetables pays off in one of our favorite books. In How Martha Saved Her Parents from Green Beans, Martha refuses to eat her green beans every Tuesday night. “Green beans are bad. Very bad,” Martha thinks. The author is David LaRochelle and the book is illustrated by Mark Fearing.

Martha’s refusal to eat green beans is rewarded. When mean green beans with beady eyes, long curly mustaches, hats, and pointy boots swagger into town terrorizing anyone who has ever eaten a green bean, they leave Martha alone. They make rude noises, hoop and holler, and take Martha’s parents captive.

At first, Martha enjoys it. She doesn’t have to clean her room! She stays up late, eats cookies and sugary cereal for dinner, and watches bad TV. It’s a little like she’s in her 20s but she’s a little girl. But she misses her parents (what you won’t admit in your 20s) and decides to rescue them in the morning.

The leader of the beans is not scared when she threatens to eat them. “You’ve never eaten a green bean in your life,” he sneers. (See Max act out the scene in a video clip.)

Martha faces her fears.

Gulp. Martha eats all the beans, rescues her parents, and settles into a life of eating less threatening veggies. But does she? That nice leafy salad looks menacing.

Little Pea
Little Pea written by Amy Krouse Rosenthal and illustrated by Jen Corace, is about the culinary habits of vegetables. Little Pea is a happy little guy, except at dinner. Did you know peas eat candy for dinner? And his parents make him eat it.

For some reason, I like to read this story sounding like Tom Haverford, Aziz Ansari’s character on NBC’s Parks and Recreation. I know I’m weird but it works.

Yum. Yum. Extra Yum.

Yum. Yum. Extra Yum.

My boys crack up at the image of little Pea eating his candy. “One. Yuck. Two. Blech. Three. Plck. Four. Pleh.” This is a line my family often repeats in daily life.

Little Pea finally gets dessert. Spinach! “Yum. Yum. Extra yum.” (Another great line we repeat.)

“But candy is dessert and spinach is regular food,” Calvin said. “It’s all mixed up!”

Little pea and his parents live “hap-pea-ly ever after.”

How to find these books and more info

After checking out How Martha Saved Her Parents From Green Beans about 20 times from the library, we bought it. You can find it at Cincinnati’s Blue Manatee or order it from Powell’s City of Books. Author LaRochelle is also a pumpkin carver! Check out his designs and other books on his website. Mark Fearing offers green bean coloring pages on his website. His blog features mean green beans and other cool stuff.

You can find Little Pea at Amy Krouse Rosenthal’s little books at Chronicle Books or Rosenthal’s website. She’s also the co-author of another wonderful book that we love, Exclamation Mark with Tom Lichtenheld. My husband and I discovered it at Carmichael’s in Louisville, Kentucky. Lichtenheld is also the author of the Max and Calvin approved Good Night, Good Night, Construction Site.

Take a moment to peruse Rosenthal’s site. She has adult books, art projects, the works. I also found the illustrations on Jen Corace’s site beautiful.

Shout out to Melissa Currence for helping and inspiring me with this blog!

My friend published a book! (It has butt in the title)

The title of this book would make my boys laugh. Little boys love the word butt.

Smart ButtOn a serious note,  Smart Butt: Scenes from a Bold-Faced Life (starring Earlene) is a novel especially geared toward middle grade readers (grades 4-6). I’ve read it twice, I so enjoyed it. My friend Erin Fitzgerald wrote this marvelous book. Erin is a renaissance woman. Service coordinator, mom to teenagers, she’s also a creative force as a writer, musician, and radio personality in Louisville, Kentucky.

Earlene is just turning twelve-years-old and she grabs my heart. She’s figuring out the life of a preteen, a mean girl at school, a mom that’s recovering, and a dad on sabbatical (jail). She has a loving family, has made friends with a homeless dog and can make anything out of duct tape.

Erin, who I met on a writing retreat, answers questions about her book:

Erin Fitzgerald. Photo by Becky LeCron.

Erin Fitzgerald. Photo by Becky LeCron.

Erin, how did the character Earlene come to you? Or what inspired you to write about her?

Earlene came to me – in a way – during the 2011 Writers’ Workshop at Hindman Settlement School in Hindman, KY. She was not yet named Earlene, but that is where the idea came for the first story written in that voice, which later was adapted and became a chapter in the book (“The Broken Give-a-Darner”). I think I was mostly inspired by some of the writing prompts we were doing in the Writing for Children classes, led by George Ella Lyon. She has a wonderful way of making you go back into your child self, and remember what the world was like through that filter. That whole week, it seemed I could not help from viewing everything around me from a child’s eyes. It was exhausting, but inspiring. The following year, Earlene grew into a full-blown character and took over, eventually demanding inclusion in more than just a few stories. She had more to say, so she kept hanging around, riding shotgun everywhere I went. (Or maybe I was the one riding shotgun . . .)

Is there any of yourself in Earlene? Why a novel for children?

Earlene is not me, by any stretch, but I do see some of myself in her for sure. I think it is hard to write from where you are and to write what you know, as they say, without putting elements of yourself – and people you have encountered some way or another – into your stories. But she is definitely a fictional character, and has a personality all her own. Some of that personality I think I determined early on, and then much of it presented itself to me over time.

Erin is a singer-songwriter. Photo by Kim Torres.

Erin is a singer-songwriter. Photo by Kim Torres.

As for the format, I did not have any plan to write a novel. (This could be considered a short novel, because of its intended audience, but is more the length of a novella – about 80 pages.) My intention was always just to write a series of short stories, or “snapshots” about Earlene. I was not sure at the time how interconnected they might be – I was just enjoying the short format. As Earlene’s stories continued to unfold, it became evident that her plan was different from mine, and hers eventually won out.

My compromise, once I realized this was going to be a novel of sorts, was twofold: to make each chapter have some standalone element to it, and to keep both the chapters and book short, so that it might be accessible to different types of readers. I also wanted to be sure and include subject matter that reflects some of the types of situations I see kids navigating in real life all the time. Kids of all ages experience challenging situations regarding family, friends, neighborhood dynamics, school, etc. – and while the more intense content is frequent in books for young adults, I do not see it as often in fiction for middle grade readers. I worry that some people feel that difficult subject matter is “too much” for kids in that age range, but I find it is relevant to a lot of kids’ real-life experiences. So many kids are already dealing with these things at younger ages, so I think it is only fair to see them included in the books they read.

Tell me about the duct tape. Do you make things out of duct tape?

Good question, and the short answer is: I do now! I am honestly not sure where the duct tape thing came from. When I was in grade school, there were various things we did that were similar, such as glue bracelets, friendship bracelets, friendship pins, things like that. I knew I wanted Earlene to have a quirky creative outlet of some sort, and it ended up being duct tape. Since then, I have really enjoyed dabbling in duct tape myself.

Have your kids read the book? Any reaction?

Yes, they read it and said they liked it, but it is hard to gauge reactions from them. (Part of that is likely due to them being my kids, and part due to their age at the time. They were almost 15 when they read it, which is just a little bit older than the intended audience.) The most positive feedback I have gotten has been from kids ages 9-12, and from adults.

You mentioned you were using the book in school settings or at work. Can you tell me about that?

I am currently using bits and pieces of the book, along with related games and activities, in a community-based program with families in transition. I am also working with a couple of local actors to develop a small-scale stage adaptation to present to school and community groups. 

Can you tell me a favorite children’s book that you read with your kids and why?

When they were very little, we read together all the time. They loved books with rhyme and rhythm most of all. Some of our favorites at the earlier ages were: Hand, Hand, Fingers, Thumb (written by Al Perkins, illustrated by Eric Gurney); Chicka Chicka Boom Boom (written by Bill Martin, Jr. and John Archambault, illustrated by Lois Ehlert); and anything by Dr. Seuss. As they got older and began to read independently, they devoured all chapter books, though often chose to read on their own. And though I was glad they were so interested in books, and so independent in reading, I quickly grew to miss the days of reading picture books with two kids on my lap. During their middle grade years, our reading time diminished significantly, though we did still read passages to each other and discussed the books we were reading, even when we did not always share in the reading time itself. Now that they are teenagers, we sometimes pass books back and forth, and that is a nice feeling. I miss it when we go too long without some sort of shared reading experience.

Can you tell me more about the play adaption you are working on?

Earlene makes art out of duct tape.

Earlene makes art out of duct tape.

The play adaptation is a very simple version of the Smart Butt stories. I am working with two local actors, and the three of us are taking turns in each scene playing the part of Earlene, as the other two do some scene acting and creative movement in the background. As I said, it is a small-scale project, and kind of a pilot project at this point. Our plan is to do one performance in a traditional school setting, one performance in a non-traditional educational setting for kids, and one community performance, open to the public. The timeline is still being negotiated, but should all take place during this school year, so by the end of May at the latest. I am grateful we have had enough supporters to do this pilot project, and we are having fun with it so far.

Thanks, Erin!

Where to buy the book and other info

You can buy Erin’s book published by Motes Books from her website. Two of my favorite Kentucky bookstores also sell it, The Morris Book Shop in Lexington and Carmichael’s Bookstore in Louisville. Visit Erin’s website to find out more about her music, writing, and teaching.

Erin mentioned attending a George Ella Lyon workshop. Max and Calvin were gifted two of her books that they love. (Thanks, Kate!) We recommend Planes Fly! and Trucks Roll!  Planes Fly! has beautiful art and was a great read before the boys’ first flight. Trucks Roll! uses fun rhymes and visuals. Of course, Calvin gives it a thumbs up because it includes transportation and signs. If you are a teacher, Trucks Roll! has a lesson plan available with it.